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john2

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Anyone ............
« on: August 08, 2017, 06:23:52 AM »
know a clean funny joke ?  I need one about now.    :)
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2017, 03:33:00 PM »
Did you hear the one about the Rabbi, Priest and the Jew that walked into...

Oh wait you said clean! Sorry
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2017, 03:38:02 PM »
 :)  Yes, I am glad you caught that part.  Do you know any of those ?
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Re: Anyone ............
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2017, 05:01:17 PM »
Guy walks into the parts store and says, "I want a radiator cap for my Yugo"........

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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2017, 05:02:02 PM »
Guy at the parts counter pauses and thinks for a moment....then says, "Seems like about a fair trade"......

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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2017, 05:09:03 PM »
 :) giggle.     Thank you.  Been waiting all day for a laugh.

J2 loves to give me a hard time.   
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2017, 08:48:58 PM »
 :)  Well, 26 views and one joke. 

Guess I will have to tell you one.

Seems the high school librarian  had received a grant to better the library, and she decided to order a new  set of encyclopedias.  They arrived in a bunch of boxes which she was unpacking, and cataloging.

A scrawny kid with horned rim glasses came in, and said,  "  Mrs. Jones, what are all these books ?"
 She replied, " Son,  these are encyclopedias.   Everything you will ever want to know, is right here in these books. "

To which he  replied, "  You mean somebody printed out the whole thing ?"
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2017, 10:18:18 PM »
What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill??   
A miracle.
What do you call 2 VW buses at the top of a hill?
A mirage.

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Re: Anyone ............
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2017, 05:05:27 AM »
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says.


Hey fella why the long face?     Get it "Long Face"     I love that one...
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2017, 06:41:48 AM »
 :) :) :) :) :)
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2017, 07:37:18 AM »
Two men walked into a bar.  One turned to the other and said......."I didn't see it either."
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2017, 08:01:16 AM »
 :)  Thanks, Rick.  Simple fun.  Keep'em coming.   
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Re: Anyone ............
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2017, 11:38:49 PM »
Hey John

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2017, 11:47:48 PM »
Want to hear a pizza joke.....nah, it's too cheesy!!!



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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2017, 07:41:13 PM »
A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey! Is the bar tender here?"
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