Anyone ............

[john2]

know a clean funny joke ?  I need one about now.   

[James2]

Did you hear the one about the Rabbi, Priest and the Jew that walked into...

Oh wait you said clean! Sorry

[john2]

   Yes, I am glad you caught that part.  Do you know any of those ?

[Tom Birky]

Guy walks into the parts store and says, "I want a radiator cap for my Yugo"........

[Tom Birky]

Guy at the parts counter pauses and thinks for a moment....then says, "Seems like about a fair trade"......

[john2]

  giggle.     Thank you.  Been waiting all day for a laugh.

J2 loves to give me a hard time.   

[john2]

   Well, 26 views and one joke. 

Guess I will have to tell you one.

Seems the high school librarian  had received a grant to better the library, and she decided to order a new  set of encyclopedias.  They arrived in a bunch of boxes which she was unpacking, and cataloging.

A scrawny kid with horned rim glasses came in, and said,  "  Mrs. Jones, what are all these books ?"
She replied, " Son,  these are encyclopedias.   Everything you will ever want to know, is right here in these books. "

To which he  replied, "  You mean somebody printed out the whole thing ?"

[Tom Birky]

What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill??   
A miracle.
What do you call 2 VW buses at the top of a hill?
A mirage.

Tb

[James2]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says.


Hey fella why the long face?     Get it "Long Face"     I love that one...

[john2]

 

[TarheelRick]

Two men walked into a bar.  One turned to the other and said......."I didn't see it either."

[john2]

   Thanks, Rick.  Simple fun.  Keep'em coming.   

[jlhboys1969]

Hey John

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

[Greg Birky]

Want to hear a pizza joke.....nah, it's too cheesy!!!

[Bill in MA]

A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey! Is the bar tender here?"