Anyone ............

[sentsat71]

Good one John2!!

[TarheelRick]

Tommy and Billy were talking, Tommy said, "My Dad is a Fireman."  Billy said, "My Dad is a Lawyer."  Tommy, "Honest?"  Billy replied, "No, he's the regular kind."

[sentsat71]

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a blast just missing the man.
The man just says "Thank you." and puts down a tip on the bar and exits.

Why the 'thank you'.......and the tip?

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The guy had the hiccups.

[Olderndirt]

 A ten year old walks into a hobby shop. Oh, this isn't a likely scenario, a ten year old today won't walk anywhere, and would be caught dead in a hobby shop. Besides they haven't invented models that you can build with just your thumbs.

  Olserndirt

[sentsat71]

Olderndirt...

A ten year old might indeed walk into a hobby shop if he thinks someone will buy him a drone.....that uses mostly thumbs....right?   

[Big Orange]

Did you know that diaharrea is hereditary ? It runs in your genes 

Sorry for the 'crappy' humor !!!

[Greg Birky]

How do you make a small fortune in racing???  Start with a large fortune, lol!!!

[JimW]

a good one for john
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ...."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!"

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...."

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

[Greg Birky]

😝👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🏁. Now that was funny, Jim!!!  I'll get to sending you a pm in the next day or so concerning the post about where I lived in Ok.  Been a very hectic week with doctor appointments.

[john2]

    I agree with David.  Good to start this day with a laugh.  Thanks, Jim.

[sentsat71]

 

Good one JimW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Kerry]

Knock knock!!!

[sentsat71]

Who's there?

[Dr. Kerry]

Nobody.....

[john2]

   I am giving this time to develop .........  if it is going to. 

In  the meantime, I am going out to breakfast.